and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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