It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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