why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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