HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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