this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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