Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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