Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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