"it" just moved
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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