i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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