porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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