weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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