haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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