Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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