k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
why is half of my head shaved?
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