He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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