Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
sex in a hospital.. check
Dick very happy bro
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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