Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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