please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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