Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
