Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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