I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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