just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize