My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He did a backflip because drugs
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