Someone shit on the floor
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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