So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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