Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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