I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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