yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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