hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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