i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Farmville is her only friend.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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