You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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