Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Your cock deserves a montage
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize