Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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