Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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