Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Randomize
