i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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