I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
