why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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