why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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