Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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