I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
