If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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