Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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