It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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