Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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