I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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