Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
