I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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