He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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