So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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