we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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