yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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