Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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