She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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