It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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