I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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